Michael A.

michaelocalypse @ 2009-05-28T10:38:00

2009-05-28T17:42:39Z

www.eandppub.com/2009/05/no-torture-neededcookies-did-the-job.html

Woooo work woooo.

2009-05-25T20:43:43Z

And getting over the sick.
And trying to get up before dark.

HERE'S A CUTE KITTEH KTHXBAI

Sick, Brain dead, and zombified from lack of sleep.

2009-05-20T03:32:44Z

But I have enough strength left (beside what it takes to work six graveyard shifts a week) to pass this along. Thanks ladysunset !!1!

Good Morning

2009-05-09T13:02:59Z

Indigo Belly Dance + Crow Quill Night Owls = The best damn time I've had in a month of damn good times.

And here's a little fun to start off your day.

http://www.outragethemovie.com/

Good night.

RE: Sir Eddy's War

2009-04-21T20:32:27Z

Yes, I'm totally going and shit. If you want space in my three-man tent, or have an air mattress I might make use of, please speak now.

Also, I have goooood booze. Need flask. Need a ladder to get flask.

Happy Belated 4/20, and Much More Importantly, Almost Earth Day

2009-04-21T15:58:05Z

Teabagging: The New Conservative Strategy (No, Really)

2009-04-16T12:25:14Z

...and MSNBC is having a hilariously PG-13 time covering it.

michaelocalypse @ 2009-04-14T14:35:00

2009-04-14T21:38:50Z

I woke up at ten, and completely failed to get out of bed until one-thirty.

Went downtown to pick up my car--TWO tickets! Who does that?

This pizza is made of win. And nausea. But mostly win.

Now I'm going to Seattle to hang with those kids. I don't think drinking tonight is an option, I'm not as young as I was two days ago.

HAPPY BIRFDAY I CAN HAZ

2009-04-13T23:28:48Z

Happy Magical Zombie Jesus Day.

2009-04-13T01:47:30Z

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Just so you know, the preceeding was horrible. Don't ever click it. Thanks 4chan and I'll see anyone that wants to come 8pm Monday at ze Grand. Or Golden Gardens at 4-ish on Tuesday.

Just a Quick Update On What I'm Up To.

2009-04-02T20:48:44Z

See you at the Aries party, if the Earth still exists then.

More than a little biased, but all the evidence backs them up.

2009-03-26T06:57:44Z

Quicky before bed. Heh.

2009-03-25T14:27:59Z

Home from work just now-at least I didn't miss any parties at five a.m.

Trip to Oregon was epic, and quietly mind/life-changing, I swear I will write a lot about it soon, poke me until I do.

There's an older male kitty in dire need of a home within a week or two, or he might get euthanized-any help there?

Finally-I read the entirety of this today, because it is awesome.

www.airshipentertainment.com/buck.html

I'm out, night world.

This Will Keep Me Happy For At Least A Day.

2009-03-08T00:29:06Z

www.abovetheinfluence.com/facts/gaming-high.aspx

I think the people behind these ad campaigns might be raiding the evidence locker, if yaknowwhatImean.

Part 2

2009-03-07T06:00:10Z

...of my horrible split-double shift that makes Fridays a total loss socially.

But the thought of a world outside my little room where this exists...

...is keeping me going.

www.thisiswhyyourefat.com

Seriously. I'm ravenous now.

Une Fenetre A Ma Vie

2009-03-06T13:11:00Z

This is what keeps me awake until seven in the ante-meridian.

http://steampunkworkshop.com/

http://steampunkpics.blogspot.com/

http://www.nuklearpower.com/
http://www.giantitp.com/
http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/latest
http://www.questionablecontent.net/
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/
http://www.nataliedee.com/
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/
http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php
http://www.xkcd.com/
http://www.penny-arcade.com/
http://www.explosm.net/comics/1583/
http://www.qwantz.com/
http://www.asofterworld.com/
http://www.homestarrunner.com/

Well Alright Then, Life.

2009-02-07T12:11:56Z

Ok, bouncing my war across downtown to my car at 3:30am, it is 34 degrees Farenheit and I am wearing: t-shirt(1), sportcoat(1), jeans(1), boxers(1), socks(2), shoes(2). By all rights, I should be freezing my hiney off, but I don't feel a goddamn thing.
Stopping by my neighbors' to rant happily about my evening, they give me nutella spread like a mudplain on white bread. It is the best tasting thing since that bison burger an hour ago. I bitch about Hot Shotz, because their (admittedly good) drinks are like 8-10 dollars apiece, but I have the money now, so why shouldn't I blow it on feeling good?
Now I'm eating the kind of food that I won't admit to my friends I even buy. It comes in a can/box, has silly names and cartoon characters on it, and it's exactly what I want when I'm drunk, or tired enough that it still feels like it.
I love a lot of people, but I don't want to touch most of them lately. I'm not very comfortable around anyone this year, even people I so desperately want to reach out to. This has been the best night of its kind in a long time. I hope it happens again tomorrow.

<3 M

P.S. Pretty girls should always wear classy button-up shirts with loud shoes.

What's getting me through the Superbowl.

2009-02-02T01:13:42Z

If you liked Kelly Loves Shoes, you'll love Zombies Love Brains! Not kidding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4n0lFSxSQA

Also, Alexarc is a GENIUS. As proved here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCWA7uevo_Q

Warning! Political WoW humor ahead!

2009-01-31T06:36:17Z

My favorite thing for the day.

www.chromecow.com/2009/01/20/us-democracy-server-patch-day/

Slightly less serious post.

2009-01-29T02:26:39Z

This is the fault of this beast.

Halp halp, I'm being attacked.

She is ninja, you cannot see her eyes.

You should probably watch this.

2009-01-29T01:06:31Z

I don't think there're better than 50-50 odds that it'll happen, but clips from CNN and Fox are the evidence enough to convict Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeldt, Gonzales, and Rice for crimes against humanity.

Memeriffic (stolen from Amber)

2009-01-25T07:51:36Z

The first Seven (7) people to respond to this post will get something made by me.

This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:

- I make no guarantees that you will like what I make.
- What I create will be just for you.
- It'll be done this year (2009).
- You have no clue what it's going to be. It may be a mix CD. It may be a poem. I may draw or paint something. I might bake you something and mail it to you. Who knows? Not you, that's for sure! Just make sure I have your address, OK?
- I reserve the right to do something extremely strange.

michaelocalypse @ 2009-01-24T18:57:00

2009-01-25T03:04:11Z

So I'm constantly trying to convince people that astrology is crap, because it's so vague that anyone could be said to match any sign (not to mention the Supporting Evidence Fallacy).

But I got kind of a rush as I read this:typelogic.com/intj.html

I spent a lot of time in and since my last relationship figuring out that I am exactly like this. Especially the bit near the end about observation and understanding substituting for empathy. I seriously do that. Not to mention the impassivity/unreadability, which I have long fought against (and will continue to do so, screw you test!).

Please let me know if I'm crazy, or completely right. I value data inputs for my self-model!

P.S. If it takes a computer the size of the Universe to accurately model the Universe, how big does a brain model have to be?

This is my happy face.

2009-01-20T21:40:22Z

We reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals.

More to come when I can see clearly again.

OMIGOD I WANT TO GET DRUNK AND/OR HIGH AND WATCH THIS

2009-01-17T09:55:33Z